

hotllamasex asked: excuse u you promised me your first born you twat
Oh crap, did I? I don’t remember, but if I did then we have a major problem here
Hmmm…. What to do, what to do…
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
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this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
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I closed my laptop but I’m on my phone now… which means ill probably go to sleep in… Oh, 3 hours?
ottermanster asked: Can, idk, maybe have your first born child? sorry, I'm so direct I was just wondering.
Oh, it’s no problem, sure!
I mean you might have to wait like 10 years for it idk how long exactly but yeah you can totally have it dude
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OKAY I SWEAR I REALLY AM GOING TO BED NOW
REALLY
LIKE
HONEST
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